Sani lists 11 things Buhari must (not) do during vacation
Shehu Sani, the senator representing Kaduna central at the national assembly, has advised President Muhammadu Buhari not to contact any state governor during his vacation period.
Buhari is currently on five days vacation.
In a statement issued on Saturday, the lawmaker gave the president 11 tips on how to spend his rest.
Below is the statement:
“These are the 11 things our amiable president should do in order to fully enjoy his five days holidays.
“Shut down your Facebook account for the duration of the holidays.
“Freeze your twitter accounts for the duration of the holidays.
“Shut down your phone and get a new foreign SIM card only accessible to your immediate family members and instruct them not to give that number to anyone outside of the family. Nigerian SIM card will always have a way of popping up local news through bulk sms.
“Avoid reading newspapers both foreign and local; and if you must read foreign avoid the Africa section.
“Avoid watching local TV stations via cable and even BBC and CNN; our north east problem are always there. If you must watch just stay tuned to Sunna TV or national geographic or discovery or Comedy Central.
“Don’t travel with office files, leave them till you are back.
“Ask not to be updated on the current price of crude oil or the state of the naira or the state of the foreign reserve.
“Avoid the temptation of calling any Governor, Senator or Minister or party chieftain for any briefing.
“Avoid people who want to pay a ‘courtesy visits to our president who is on vacation”
“Avoid business men and politicians who will trail and trace you there.
“Just eat, pray, engage in sports, read your religious books and sleep for the duration of your well deserved holidays.
“Wish our president a safe return.”
Haba, Senator! ROTFL!… But jokes apart, you are quite right… Long live our amiable President! Have a good, well-deserved rest, your Excellency, and come back with more zeal and zest for your God-given assignment. Long live Nigeria!
Sir shehu sani mr president have to be up to date on what is going on in Nigeria
Your very right my Comrade. if the president must rest then he must adhere to your advice after all its only for five days
SPOT ON, EVEN WHILE COMING FORM A MESSENGER THAT IS A TAD PESKY SOMETIMES! OFFSHORE TO BE SURE IS SOMETIMES WHERE THE HEART IS! SOOTHE AWAY THE PAINS OF DOMESTIC HEADACHES! LIFE’S GOOD ABROAD.LONG LIVE PMB!